2000Trees weekend only comes once a year, and nothing as trifling as a heatwave is going to hold us back from the (other) Happiest Place On Earth. Today brings up last-minute line-up changes, a crowd of thousands who never knew they could love Mariachi music, and a whole lot of brand new acts scorching their way across the Cotswolds for day one of Trees.
Words: Kate Allvey // Photos: Penny Bennett and Paul Lyme
Ashaine White
Weâre kicking off today with dreamlike chords and driving passion from Marshall Recordsâ newest signing. From the sophisticated whispers of âLock and Keyâ to the grunge rawness of âPartyâ, we love what sheâs brining to the table, but its âWasting Awayâ – which combines her love of rock with her vocal heroes like Nina Simone – thatâs the most impressive with itâs tough delivery, honest delicacy and conversational lyrical twists.Â
Saint Agnes
Saint Agnes are an emotional firework and âhere to have a bad time.â Water fights kick off during the Joan Jett realness of âBloodsuckersâ before âGood Boyâ channels our face into what has to be the first big pit of the weekend. Theyâre not a band to shy away from the tough stuff while still brining supremely danceable tuns at the same time, and weâre left with the gorgeously wrenching distortion from closer âThe Beastâ before weâve even been able to process just how cool they are.Â
The Skinner Brothers
âXL Bullyâ draws the crowds to the viral sensations who are channelling Capdown, The Streets, Soft Play and all our favourite things at once. Sampling âSeven Nation Armyâ and dropping âNothing On Meâ to their growing hardcore fans, the rude boys are winning us over, one eclectic track at a time.Â
Mariachi El Bronx
Thereâs an absolute stampede of ârockers, rollers and English Mariachi enthusiastsâ to catch one of the most hotly anticipated bands of the weekend. âForgive and Forgetâ is so clear and self-assured, the brass as crisp as the grass beneath our feet, and weâre whisked away by â48 Rosesâ. âThe Takersâ and âOrtega Lightsâ assure us that theyâve entered their storytelling era before âRevolution Girlâ brings us to a cinematic close. This is going to be the set that a lot of people will look back on as the moment they realised they loved Mariachi El Bronx.Â
Tigercub
Tigercubâs lightning fuzz draws us in as much as their Placebo-influenced drama on âFall In Fall Outâ and âI.W.G.F.U.âs glitching dance wrapped around a core of growling classic rock. Every show seems to mark a step on Tigercubâs journey towards increasing sophistication and world conquest. They deal in piercing daggers of guitar on âSwoonâ and slinky, echoing bass solosâŚin short, just what we need to turn our sunny afternoon into darkest night in the best possible way.
Bad Nerves
Are Bad Nerves the illegitimate descendants of The Ramones? âBaby Drummerâ as a set opener seems to prove it. âDonât Stopâ is a perfect mid-afternoon refreshment in the former of biker energy with a tough of boyband sweetness, and the candy-coated riffs of âPalaceâ hearken back to an easier time before we were all dealing with effects of climate change. âPlastic Rebelâ could easily be our new summer anthem, and their new âpretty fucking heavyâ new song, âNetworksâ, pushes both us and their amps to the absolute maximum.Â
The Bronx
The hottest ticket of the day, The Bronx have returned without their mariachi uniforms to âfuck shit upâ and make music like a tidal wave. The iconic baseline of âShitty Futureâ kicks off an eruption, and âThe Unholy Handâ is a kill-or-cure experience to make it through the pit. They accuse us of only making âTwo Hundred Treesâ worth of noise before the rich grit and flaming wall of guitar that is âHeart Attack Americanâ, but weâre putting in several million trees worth of passion for their packed out set.Â
Delilah Bon
If The Bronx appeal to our punk legacy, then Delilah Bon is looking towards the future. Her provocative vocals roar and skip through âBratâ, and somehow she makes âI Donât Listen To Youâ, her song âabout shaking ass and showing skin,â feel like an inflammatory and rage-filled choice, her screams filled with feminist rage. âChop Dicksâ, its groove striking a chord with her devoted fanbase, proves sheâs either an act to watch out for or one to watch over your shoulder for.Â
The Dirty Nil
Delightfully broken-down rock music draws crowds of equally broken rockers as a picnic atmosphere descends for The Dirty Nilâs set. Itâs been a long day, but the solos on âThatâs What Heaven Feels Likeâ are healing our souls⌠until weâre brought back to life by the rolling drumbeats of âNo Weaknessesâ, that is. Their easily relatable and very independent energy feels very necessary as they dispense lo-fi life lessons and derelict beauty. Their set gives us a lot to appreciate and even more to inspire us.
Don Broco
âThis time last week, we did not know that we were gonna be here,â confesses Don Brocoâs vocalist, Rob Damiani. The last-minute swap-in to replace Alkaline Trio works in Don Brocoâs favour though. Away from their gimmicks and graphics, they deliver a surprisingly personal and back-to-basics set that puts their music at centre stage. Weâre forced to appreciate what they can pull out of the bag at a secondâs notice and that makes their set even more impressive and oddly intimate considering the size of the arena.Â
âGumshieldâ was always going to bring a riot and thereâs never a set where âCome Out To LAâ doesnât sweep us away, but tonightâs all about their latest record, âNightmare Trippingâ. âCellophaneâ makes for a colossal opener, and the dark flow of âEuphoriaâ lights up the night sky after âDisappearâ somehow hits each one of us personally. âHype Manâ closes us out, but the sight of thousands whipping their shirts in a circle for âT-Shirt Songâ brings the kind of Trees magic that weâve been longing for.Â








