This is a test of endurance. Those who co-operate will be rewarded

Want to go to the Deconstruction Festival for absolutely-fucking-nothing on Sunday? Well I do! But I can’t, sadly. So to celebrate me not being in attendace, the organisers have made some tickets available for us to give away! All you have to do is click ‘discuss this item’ and leave your name. Do no more, no less. Make sure that the email address available is one I can contact you on. At some point tomorrow I shall let you know who wins, and how many tickets they’ve won. If it goes wildly off topic, no-one wins. Good luck!