Reading this? Why didn’t you read the other news item you dozy fucks…

By paul

You’re all stupid. We haven’t been hacked you dozy sods – read the news item below carefully before you email us in your billions saying some German hijackers had ripped on us with Tom Cruise references. We can’t help it if Dan wants to recreate his lost youth with references to ‘cult’ 80s movies…

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