Johnnie Burton – XXXXXXX

By paul

My initial response to hearing first track ‘Hello Lover’ was that Courtney Love was doing Bowling For Soup songs on the karaoke. By the time sixth track ‘Slow’ came round, I just thought Court was doing karaoke. Badly. I’m not sure if Johnnie Burton is major-label bound or the product of a clever indie, but this is radio-friendly fodder which I’m sure will be lapped up by mums and dads on Radio 2-type stations in the not-to-distant future. But ‘punk’tastic it’s definitely not.

The promo shots that come with this release suggest poptastic would be a more apt website for a review. The likes of ‘Ordinary Day’ and ‘Volcano’ are just very average pop-lite tracks that could have been discarded by Ashlee Simpson’s writers. It’s all very predictable, very polished and, well, I don’t think it’s very good. But then in sending a CD to PT I think this is being marketed at completely the wrong people – Smash Hits readers will probably find more to like than those who like Leftover Crack or Avenged Sevenfold

www.johnnieburton.com

paul

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