Honest Don’s favourite sons, and Punktastic faves, Limp, are looking for a new guitarist.
The band state on their website www.limp.com that they are looking for someone to fill in to play lead guitar on a full-time basis.
In a statement the band said: “Hey all,
We are in need of a lead guitar player who can sing a mean backup. The person we’re looking for:
Must be between the ages of 21 and 31.
Must have good equipment (preferably a Gibson/Marshall combo of some sort).
Must be able to get to practice.
The closer you live to San Francisco, the better.
We are a working band with a strong work ethic so the person we’re looking for must be willing to work their ass off.
Since we have a new album coming out we’re gonna be cracking down getting ourselves ready to play shows and tour. The person we’re looking for must have a good sense of humor and be thick skinned to put up with us.
If you’re interested, send us an email at email@example.com. Tell us your name, where you’re from, a little about yourself, and how to contact you.
Please don’t email us directly or IM us about this, we’ll just ignore it.
Talk to you guys soon,
Serge, Phil, Johnny”